The Furlong Collective presents...

THE TOP 6 SIMON QUOTES OF 2007!!!

6:

(uttered endlessly when Simon is engrossed in any activity that makes him ignore you, after a 4-second pause...)

"Herbideewhat??"

5:

(upon being irritated by something, usually a computer, to the Nth degree of irritation a Simon can handle...)

"Jesus Fucking Arse Christ!!!"

4:

(witnessed by The Jenster, upon Simon having to wait for an unusually slow cash machine in the high street...)

"Dispense, you fucker!!!"

3:

(upon returning home from a cinema trip to see a certain boy wizard, slightly over-enthusiastic...)

"I'm drunk on Potter!!!"

2:

(after a drunken night out, when the Simon had work in a matter of only a few hours...)

"I should be in bed but instead I'm having a teacake!!!"

And the number one Simon quote of 2007, as decided by The Furlong Collective, is a recent addition and simply ungodly in it's genius...

1:

(upon finishing a scrapbook dedicated to his muse, The Fizz's Jay Aston, Simon stepped back to admire his work and declared...)

"It's like looking into the face of God, awesome in all senses of the word!!!"

Oh, Simon... We, The Collective, salute you.