I'm Not Safer Than A Bank, Bitch!

It's here! It's happened! The most monumentous event of the year is finally upon us!

"The Big Brother, final?" I hear you cry. Not so.

"Jon & Si's birthday, perhaps?" you blindly yell. Who? What?

"The release of the final Harry Potter book?" a chorus of adults who should know better but don't care sing in unison. Very nearly.

No, gentle viewer, today marks the release of Matthew Good's 7th studio album 'Hospital Music'. One of the greatest artists working today, and my favourite songwriter of all time has once again come up with the, ahem... goods (fnar fnar) and made a sublime album of personal, spiritual and political statements that luckily have bangin' tunes as well.

Best of all, you - yes, YOU! - can order it from Amazon or iTunes right here in the UK! Lucky you!

Go buy now! That is all.