Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Rana Segreta


So, 2 things caught my eye today. And as a dutiful blogger, not wishing to overload you in one enthusiastic barrage, I'll split them into sections. You're welcome!


New Earth!
No, not the title of a Doctor Who episode (actually, yes it is), but so much more. We've found a new planet! One just like ours! Well, not quite like ours. So far the similarities are that it's got gravity, water and rock. Which makes it, as Eddie Izzard so eloquently once put it, the most boring planet in the world. It doesn't even have humans or monsters to construct a massive civilisation and fuck the planet up! Rubbish!


Monster Hornets!
This (as far as I know) really isn't the title of a Doctor Who episode. But it should be. There was a telly on the telly about Gigantic Hornets in Japan. They're monstrous, they can kill a person with a sting! And they eat bees! Where exactly, in the name of James Tiberious Kirk, is the logic in that? Bees are nice - they leave you alone mostly, make honey and pollinate things, which as far as I gather is pretty crucial to the working of the world! Hornets? Nasty fuckers, attack and sting anything that moves and serve NO purpose in this world whatsoever. Plus, a new survey suggests that due to climate changes and lack of population it's possible bees will be extinct as soon as 4 years from now. This will not just mean a lack of honey, but a fundamental change in how we humans exist. No more pollination of food or plants.

THE MONSTER HORNETS KILLED US ALL!!!

2 Comments:

Blogger Jennie-Dee said...

Maybe they could send all the giant hornets to the new planet, so there WILL be monsters to fuck it up. It's simple logic, really.

5:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Bees are nice - they leave you alone mostly, make honey and pollinate things, which as far as I gather is pretty crucial to the working of the world! Hornets? Nasty fuckers, attack and sting anything that moves...'

Bahaha...that is my quote for the week. 'Nasty fuckers'...hahaha. I hate that word, but that is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Your blogs are fantastic.

Mmmmk. Done.

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10:07 PM  

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