Monday, October 30, 2006

I Dream Of You


A HALLOWEEN STORY
by Alphiano


'Twas a night like no other, on all Hallows Eve
I've just served a drunk man who's called Special Brew Steve
As we're springy in step and giddy in thought
We put on our clothes of the fancy dress sort.

With a thrill in the night, and a chill in the air
I choke back the stench of Jon gelling his hair
Although Jonny by day, he's a Vampire by night
With a frilly cravat, gives the children a fright.

With none of my beard, not even a whisker
The chilly night air feels that tiny bit brisker
And my long flowing coat of the dandiest cord
Transformation complete, I've become a Timelord.

Into the pub now, it's time to get booze
Two hours till closing - there's no time to lose
Amid a sea of creatures, monsters and ghouls
Neck as much beer as possible, them is the rules.

The Grim Reaper sits, fallen angel by his side
And Indy puffs away, clutching his whip with pride
The clown of revenge, that's right - Eric Draven
Sips on a beer as a vamp bites a maiden.

While Morticia and Jason both sing up a storm
Vampire Hockster's on jolly good form
The Pumpkin Witch is all orange and scary
But mess with her hat and she starts to get lairy.

Soon the lashings of booze seep into our veins
But there's no stopping now, no one pulls in the reins
Knocking them back, nowhere I'd rather be
Except when nature informs of a vom or a wee.

So bring all your friends, dressed up monstrous and mad
When you're twisted and wrong there's good times to be had
Halloween at the pub is a marvelous sight
So a good night to all... and to all a good night.






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